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Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

Speak your piece.

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Go to this formspring.
Speak your mind, share your secrets, confess & confide.
It's completely anonymous. I won't know who sent anything.
I'll post the secrets here for everyone to see.
You know the drill.

There is no censorship in this thread except for unneeded spam.
Secret posters demanded this, I did not.
Read anything that follows in this thread at your own risk.
You get upset by a secret? Deal with it.
You have been warned


Secrets Archive II | Secrets Archive I

3 years ago

#201
Debi C

Debi C.

India

967 posts

@Ellis D.

we have plenty of weed available here..please we don't only have access to bhang.
i live with my parents.so i can't get high.whenever i have in the past they have found out.

0 · July 9, 2011

#202
Ellis  Dee

Ellis D.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

7615 posts

@Debi C.

420magazine.com/forums/420-kitchen/80235-several-genuine-traditional-indian-bhang-recipes.html

here are some recipies for Bhang....its easy to make


What about Soma?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria

0 · July 9, 2011

#203
Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

-"Does anyone else enjoy feeling sad, sometimes? I'm listening to Blackbird by the Beatles and it just makes me think of someone I miss very much and probably won't see ever again. Maybe "enjoy" isn't the right word, because I actually feel kind of shitty right now, but I guess it's somewhat cathartic."

-"I think my boyfriend gave me an STD. But on the other hand, I also think I'm freaking out because of something he said. Now I have no idea if the "symptoms" are from too much sex, or something else. I'm too scared to go to the doctor because I don't want to know, because I don't want this to tear our relationship apart."

-"Tommy Ton ♥"

-"I do mundane things to make up for my lack of talent. I try really hard, but there's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about anyone. I want to be good at so many things."

-"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."

-"youtube.com/watch?v=jbpFK7hfqgw&feature=related ROFL"

-"I'm so horny but there is nobody here!"

-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."

-"Yeah I'm a drug addict and a fucking alcholololololic but do I care????? NO I could fucking drink & dope any of you fuckers under the fucking table.......I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN...WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?"

-"I like Valium"

-"I wish I wasn't so depressed. Help!?"

-"some mo-fuckers just gotta get shot!"

-"support your local 81"

-"you were all born to die"

-"the DSM is the modern day Hammer of the Witches"

-"my ex still has me come over. we cuddle, kiss and sometimes have sex. i buy him gifts and dinner, loan him games (and vice versa; we're both avid gamers), write him love notes (i still do love him)... that kind of thing. he'll buy me dinner and loan me a few bucks when i'm short. he claims in the future he wants to date again. i have to wonder when that will be; we still kinda act like we're dating. however, i get insanely jealous when other girls take interest in him. girl #1 is pudgy with a history of cheating and girl #2 is ditzy, fat girl. i worry that he'll prefer one of those over me: an intelligent, fit, attractive girl with AWESOME tits, great/adventurous in bed, and into a lot of the same things as him. i'm not trying to sound like the "dream girl" because i'm not: i get very jealous, i have VERY short temper, mood swings, trust issues, occasional low self-esteem... all that bad can make the good not worth it. since i'm into astrology, i'm a libra with an aries rising (yuck) and a pisces moon. he's an aries with a cancer rising and a sagittarius moon, i believe. girl #1 is a scropio. girl #2 is a gemini. you know, if bombs wants a go at this, or anyone else for that matter. thanks to chris for this thread. i needed to vent."

-"youtube.com/v/Duk9vtxF46M"

-"I would have killed myself a long time ago already if it wasn't for Led Zeppelin III."

-"Ellis D your responces are depressing =("

-"I hate it when people wear t shirts with American flags... nothing to be proud of!"

-""and when I said open eyed kissing was an evolutionatry function in a world full of fugly fuckers I meant in a way that when your eyes are open its easier to be sure that you're not kissing some fugly fuck" Whats wrong with kissing a fugly fuck asshole?!"

-"I fantasize about other men. I'm also severely tempted to delete all his porn just for shiggles."

-"Live in the Streets & Worship Blast Beats Die in the Peat & drum out D-Beat!"

-"I really want someone to entitled their look "Fuck you, hype me." Can someone please do this please? I would, but I'm never going to post a look on here."

-"(‡)((☉))(‡)"

-"I badly need advice. My boyfriend (now ex) of 18 months made a myyearbook account after we broke up. We got back together, but I recently saw messages on the account of him asking girls for naked pictures, telling girls he wants to fuck them, and being really flirty...after we got back together. I dumped him a couple days ago and he claims his friend was sending the messages from his account, not him. I don't know if I should believe him. What should I do?"

-"i feel like i've wasted my youth preparing for the future."

-"the girl i consider to be my best friend puts a huge amount effort into relationships with people who don't even like her and doesn't really do anything for me."

-"sometimes i think you make yourself feel sad all the time because you think it's beautiful."

-"i always feel like a loser at parties because i sit by myself but i can't relate to these people. i'd rather stay home and read."

-"Ellis D is a menace...he needs to be killed."

-"I did some Oxycontin earlier....and this shit fucking rocks."

-"sensory overload is a bitch"

-"polyester is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!"

-"blood tastes very warm"

-"is it wrong to love your enemies?"

-"do any of you consider anything to be amazing or important? besides yourselves?"

-"Tilly vs. Grace? who could chuck moar cox?"

-"I don't know who I hate more? jews or muslims?"

-"chris should stop being a pussy and just go after the pussy he seeks, it might make for less sympathy seeking whiney posts for everyone as a whole as a result."

-"homosexuality is a sin"

-"jesus was fucking gay"

-"Bombs is a bitch, but shes still cooler than all of us."

-"Bombs reminds me of Marilyn Manson"

-"I love a number of people who will never love me in return, is there any point imn remaining alive?"

-"disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/50078/Collapse__part_1_/ disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/50113/Collapse__part_2_/ watch this if you care....about yourself or about teh future....what the fuck are you going to do?"

-"Hey do any of you know anything about third division athletics? I want to play sports during college next year and I heard that its pretty easy to make a third division college team if you are a decent( not superb) athlete."

-"I was out in a club last night with my friends and I saw a guy I know and we kissed and then he went home. After he'd gone home I danced with and kissed one of his friends AND then the first guy turned back up at the club and offered us both and one of my friends a lift home so we all went back to mine and had a drink. I took the guy I was dancing with up to bed and guy1 followed us up as if he was hoping to get some action and it was so fucking awkward. He then left and I had the best sex ever with his friend.. And then I went shopping today and saw guy1 and he was being really fucking weird. Why does stuff like this always happen to me."

-"I feel sexy and in control after a one night stand."

-"I think I'm addicted to my vibrator. I use it every single night and I never have sex with boys. I watch lesbian porn to get off to even though I'm straight."

-"Ellis D, don't you have a massive tolerance from smoking so much weed? i usually smoke once or twice a day, and ive seen such an increase in how much i need to smoke in order to trip out. how much weed would you smoke by yourself at a time in order to get high?"





To the person about virgins: Many men have this sort of Christopher Columbus complex. By that, I mean they feel like they need to be the first to claim something as theirs. They feel they need to tame the untainted, pure shores all by themselves. Gives them a sort of je ne sais quoi pour l'âme. But this is an old cultural trend, and one that I definitely see being phased out in our generation. So few people are virgins these days - everyone has some experience - premarital sex is much more ubiquitous in our generation than post-marital. Finding a virgin to marry will be a lot harder from now on. And hell, me personally, I'd prefer someone with experience. They've gotten all the awkward out of their system first. :P
To the shy person: I've struggled with this for most of my life, being shy as well. I'm finally becoming more extroverted. You just kinda have to learn... not talking is not going to get you anywhere. I'm by no means an extrovert now, though - I definitely remain an introvert. The way I'm more vocal to strangers, these days, is I ask lots of questions. Maybe you can do the same. Think of a good, strong, honest question to ask that doesn't allow for simple "yes" or "no" responses. Then let the other person do the talking, and bounce back and forth with them til the topic subsides. You get to be the introvert in an extroverted situation. It works for me, at least!
To the person about alcoholism: This secret needs more exclamation points.
To the person about youth: You have. We all have. Society is not constructed for the young, and it's a sad thing indeed.
To the person about enemies: This is the thing you must do, even though they do not return the love. Loving all, even those you should hate, is the only way to truly coming to terms with the evil in society. But remember to not let your love for your enemies damage your own self-interests.
To the person about me: I'm not sure what whiny post you're referring to. But you have to realize something about me. I don't justify my existences based on "how much pussy I can get." I could have flings any time I want - hell, I just went on a date with a really sexy girl on Saturday. I could lure her into my bedroom if I really wanted to, because she really seemed to like me. But I won't pursue that - I don't see a steady, stable relationship with her. I could fuck her, but why? I don't want to just fuck people - I want a relationship, emotional fulfillment, along with sexy times. :P I could get laid any time I please if I hit the bars and come onto random chicks, but that's not my idea of a good time, broski.
To the person about homosexuality: So say all irrationally religious, close-minded pricks.
To the person about Jesus: HAHAHA, I can't believe these two secrets came in one-after-another. Is someone trolling? :P

0 · July 10, 2011

#204
Mara C

Mara C.

LAS LOUIS AND ST. VEGAS,
United States

4925 posts

-"Does anyone else enjoy feeling sad, sometimes? I'm listening to Blackbird by the Beatles and it just makes me think of someone I miss very much and probably won't see ever again. Maybe "enjoy" isn't the right word, because I actually feel kind of shitty right now, but I guess it's somewhat cathartic."
"Catharsis"— DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

-"I think my boyfriend gave me an STD. But on the other hand, I also think I'm freaking out because of something he said. Now I have no idea if the "symptoms" are from too much sex, or something else. I'm too scared to go to the doctor because I don't want to know, because I don't want this to tear our relationship apart."
GO
TO
THE
DOCTOR
It is your own body, you should not compromise its health out of fear. What if it's just something else? Common STIs share a lot of symptoms with other things like UTIs, yeast infections, bartholin cysts, etc. It could be something that just happens to your body and you could figure it out right then and there with a doctor and calm the heck down instead of worrying forever.

-"I do mundane things to make up for my lack of talent. I try really hard, but there's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about anyone. I want to be good at so many things."
Make it a goal to improve somehow at one thing you genuinely love, it's a lot better than being mediocre at everything.

-"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."
In some places of the world, yes, they do, for a whole host of reasons. But I think most of the men I interact with would be hella intimidated by having to teach sex to a virgin only after marrying them. That is a LOT of pressure to be under...

-"I hate it when people wear t shirts with American flags... nothing to be proud of!"
How about when non-Yanks wear them? Because good lord @ the amount of US flag apparel I saw while in Euroland.
And hey, I think it's one of the best-designed national flags out there. Some of my favorites, simply for aesthetic reasons:






^Good job, South Sudan, for choosing a pretty flag.


-"I badly need advice. My boyfriend (now ex) of 18 months made a myyearbook account after we broke up. We got back together, but I recently saw messages on the account of him asking girls for naked pictures, telling girls he wants to fuck them, and being really flirty...after we got back together. I dumped him a couple days ago and he claims his friend was sending the messages from his account, not him. I don't know if I should believe him. What should I do?"
You don't have to believe him, you don't have to talk to his friend to get the "full story", but what you owe to yourself is not being paranoid all the time.

-"Ellis D is a menace...he needs to be killed."
He just needs a hug!

-"do any of you consider anything to be amazing or important? besides yourselves?"
Besides myself? Only gamma-ray bursts.

-"I don't know who I hate more? jews or muslims?"


-"homosexuality is a sin"
-"jesus was fucking gay"
Please please please let these be posted by the same anon, ha...

-"I love a number of people who will never love me in return, is there any point imn remaining alive?"
It's hard to believe sometimes, but there are other rewarding things to do in life than be loved back.

-"I feel sexy and in control after a one night stand."
I'm a bit new to one-night stands, and they seem to leave me bleeding and/or panicked. D:
doin it wrawng

0 · July 10, 2011

#205
Debi C

Debi C.

India

967 posts

-"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."
this doesn't happen in every country.it happens in mine though.and the ones who want to do that are just big asswipes.

-"I hate it when people wear t shirts with American flags... nothing to be proud of!"
~i hate when people wear flags on shirts at all..except for some patriotic occasion..or a cricket match(which is somewhat next to religion in india)

-"Does anyone else enjoy feeling sad, sometimes? I'm listening to Blackbird by the Beatles and it just makes me think of someone I miss very much and probably won't see ever again. Maybe "enjoy" isn't the right word, because I actually feel kind of shitty right now, but I guess it's somewhat cathartic."
~i love this song and listen to it sometimes to get sad.

-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."
~at a family gathering an uncle asked my mum if there's something wrong with me,hinting at my sister illness..i just barked out laughing and left the room.i just don't feel like talking to people most of the time.i am not an introvert..explain it to your friend who probably means well.otherwise ignore his suggestions.he will hopefully get the message

-"you were all born to die"
~nihilist?

-"I really want someone to entitled their look "Fuck you, hype me." Can someone please do this please? I would, but I'm never going to post a look on here."
~i think i have seen a guy with a look with this title

-"i feel like i've wasted my youth preparing for the future."
LoL

-"i always feel like a loser at parties because i sit by myself but i can't relate to these people. i'd rather stay home and read."
~this was me in school.so i stopped going unless it really mattered and stayed home and read.feels good too.

-"Ellis D is a menace...he needs to be killed."
~so now ellis is the target for anon hate


-"do any of you consider anything to be amazing or important? besides yourselves?"
~i don't consider myself to be either.i think my mum is amazing and my best friend is very important to me

-"chris should stop being a pussy and just go after the pussy he seeks, it might make for less sympathy seeking whiney posts for everyone as a whole as a result."
~just stfu

-"I don't know who I hate more? jews or muslims?"
~why not other others as well?that is discrimination dude

-"homosexuality is a sin"

-"jesus was fucking gay"

:P

-"I love a number of people who will never love me in return, is there any point imn remaining alive?"
~life is not about how many people love you back..you should always aspire to do some good for others some how in any way you can

0 · July 10, 2011

#207
Jen O. Cide

Jen O. C.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

3612 posts

-"I think my boyfriend gave me an STD. But on the other hand, I also think I'm freaking out because of something he said. Now I have no idea if the "symptoms" are from too much sex, or something else. I'm too scared to go to the doctor because I don't want to know, because I don't want this to tear our relationship apart."
Don't be an idiot. Go to the fucking doctor and get tested.

-"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."
I don't know a single guy that would want to marry a virgin. It'd be like buying a pair of shoes without trying them on first.

-"you were all born to die"
Death, the only certainty in life. Everything else is what you make of it.

-"I really want someone to entitled their look "Fuck you, hype me." Can someone please do this please? I would, but I'm never going to post a look on here."
I bet Zahra could get away with it.

-"I badly need advice. My boyfriend (now ex) of 18 months made a myyearbook account after we broke up. We got back together, but I recently saw messages on the account of him asking girls for naked pictures, telling girls he wants to fuck them, and being really flirty...after we got back together. I dumped him a couple days ago and he claims his friend was sending the messages from his account, not him. I don't know if I should believe him. What should I do?"
Ask his friend? If he really wants to be with you he has to be honest, so if you don't trust him then there's not much point in you being together.

-"i always feel like a loser at parties because i sit by myself but i can't relate to these people. i'd rather stay home and read."
did I write this secret?

-"Ellis D is a menace...he needs to be killed."
lol no

-"polyester is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!"
ew no

-"homosexuality is a sin"
-"jesus was fucking gay"
I feel like these were written by the same person.

0 · July 10, 2011

#211
Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

"Nucking futz." I have to remember this one.

0 · July 10, 2011

#212
Kat B

Kat B.

Australia

177 posts

-"I think my boyfriend gave me an STD. But on the other hand, I also think I'm freaking out because of something he said. Now I have no idea if the "symptoms" are from too much sex, or something else. I'm too scared to go to the doctor because I don't want to know, because I don't want this to tear our relationship apart."

Can't you just go to the doctor without telling your boyfriend? Then if you dont have anything it wont have torn your relationship apart, if you think he gave you an STD where did he get it, is he cheating on you? Because that is something that would tear the relationship apart not you getting tested.. If the symptoms are similar to having too much sex like just soreness and inflammation or something it should go away soon, but it doesn't hurt to get checked out anyway, if you do have something you need to get treated. You could tell your boyfriend you went to get a pap smear and the doctor did a routine STD test at the same time.


-"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."

I don't think this is true for most men, most men I know don't even want to sleep with virgins they want someone who knows what they are doing.



-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."

I used to be like this when I was younger but I guess I did grow out of it. If you think theres nothing wrong with it (which there isn't) then I guess all you can do is try to stop worrying about what other people think/say about you being shy.

-"I wish I wasn't so depressed. Help!?"

Talk to someone get help, tell you parents, see a doctor.


-"my ex still has me come over. we cuddle, kiss and sometimes have sex. i buy him gifts and dinner, loan him games (and vice versa; we're both avid gamers), write him love notes (i still do love him)... that kind of thing. he'll buy me dinner and loan me a few bucks when i'm short. he claims in the future he wants to date again. i have to wonder when that will be; we still kinda act like we're dating. however, i get insanely jealous when other girls take interest in him. girl #1 is pudgy with a history of cheating and girl #2 is ditzy, fat girl. i worry that he'll prefer one of those over me: an intelligent, fit, attractive girl with AWESOME tits, great/adventurous in bed, and into a lot of the same things as him. i'm not trying to sound like the "dream girl" because i'm not: i get very jealous, i have VERY short temper, mood swings, trust issues, occasional low self-esteem... all that bad can make the good not worth it. since i'm into astrology, i'm a libra with an aries rising (yuck) and a pisces moon. he's an aries with a cancer rising and a sagittarius moon, i believe. girl #1 is a scropio. girl #2 is a gemini. you know, if bombs wants a go at this, or anyone else for that matter. thanks to chris for this thread. i needed to vent."

why is he acting like your boyfriend and want to date you in the future, yet is not dating you now? sounds like he may be using you

-"I badly need advice. My boyfriend (now ex) of 18 months made a myyearbook account after we broke up. We got back together, but I recently saw messages on the account of him asking girls for naked pictures, telling girls he wants to fuck them, and being really flirty...after we got back together. I dumped him a couple days ago and he claims his friend was sending the messages from his account, not him. I don't know if I should believe him. What should I do?"

if you dont trust him anymore move on or it will drive you crazy

-"i feel like i've wasted my youth preparing for the future."
you probably still have your youth so enjoy it now instead of worrying about the fact that you might have wasted it


-"I don't know who I hate more? jews or muslims?"
why hate either





-"I was out in a club last night with my friends and I saw a guy I know and we kissed and then he went home. After he'd gone home I danced with and kissed one of his friends AND then the first guy turned back up at the club and offered us both and one of my friends a lift home so we all went back to mine and had a drink. I took the guy I was dancing with up to bed and guy1 followed us up as if he was hoping to get some action and it was so fucking awkward. He then left and I had the best sex ever with his friend.. And then I went shopping today and saw guy1 and he was being really fucking weird. Why does stuff like this always happen to me."

um he was being weird cos you kissed him and then had sex with his friend in the same night, you would probably act weird too if you saw someone who kissed you and then had sex with your friend.

0 · July 11, 2011

#213
Dana Lee

Dana L.

NO WHERE,
Philippines

2347 posts

-"I really want someone to entitled their look "Fuck you, hype me." Can someone please do this please? I would, but I'm never going to post a look on here."

I'll do it. For reelz. Well, if I remember.

-"youtube.com/watch?v=jbpFK7hfqgw&feature=related ROFL"

It feels weird knowing that I know half of these songs.

-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."

It's okay to be an introvert, though I think there are more benefits to being outgoing. Tell your friend to stop forcing you to talk to be someone who's not you. I think people get more outgoing at different paces. My friend is an introvert and she only started talking to people last year. It's different for everyone.

-"is it wrong to love your enemies?"

Depends what kind of love.

-"do any of you consider anything to be amazing or important? besides yourselves?"

I don't consider myself amazing or important. I don't consider anyone amazing or important. What a person may do can be amazing or important, but I think everyone is on equal grounds. No one is more amazing or important then anyone else, but that's just my opinion.

-"homosexuality is a sin"
-"jesus was fucking gay"

I cannot believe that these two are in the same batch, next to each other.

0 · July 11, 2011

#215
Aurora .

Aurora ..

ONTARIO,
Canada

3744 posts

-"Does anyone else enjoy feeling sad, sometimes? I'm listening to Blackbird by the Beatles and it just makes me think of someone I miss very much and probably won't see ever again. Maybe "enjoy" isn't the right word, because I actually feel kind of shitty right now, but I guess it's somewhat cathartic."
~ I was numb for a long time. letting yourself feel can be a good thing if you usually keep it all in

-"I think my boyfriend gave me an STD. But on the other hand, I also think I'm freaking out because of something he said. Now I have no idea if the "symptoms" are from too much sex, or something else. I'm too scared to go to the doctor because I don't want to know, because I don't want this to tear our relationship apart."
~ just go to the doctor! it sounds like your boyfriend already set things in motion that could tear your relationship apart

-"I do mundane things to make up for my lack of talent. I try really hard, but there's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about anyone. I want to be good at so many things."
~ just accept it and start moving on. you might find people that think you are special but it probably won't happen when you're trying to be someone you aren't

-"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."
~ because they're insecure

-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."
~ get a job where you have to deal with the public on a regular basis. money will be your motivation for the first while, you'll get used to it, it'll eventually flow into your regular life. it worked for me and other people I know.

-"my ex still has me come over. we cuddle, kiss and sometimes have sex. i buy him gifts and dinner, loan him games (and vice versa; we're both avid gamers), write him love notes (i still do love him)... that kind of thing. he'll buy me dinner and loan me a few bucks when i'm short. he claims in the future he wants to date again. i have to wonder when that will be; we still kinda act like we're dating. however, i get insanely jealous when other girls take interest in him. girl #1 is pudgy with a history of cheating and girl #2 is ditzy, fat girl. i worry that he'll prefer one of those over me: an intelligent, fit, attractive girl with AWESOME tits, great/adventurous in bed, and into a lot of the same things as him. i'm not trying to sound like the "dream girl" because i'm not: i get very jealous, i have VERY short temper, mood swings, trust issues, occasional low self-esteem... all that bad can make the good not worth it. since i'm into astrology, i'm a libra with an aries rising (yuck) and a pisces moon. he's an aries with a cancer rising and a sagittarius moon, i believe. girl #1 is a scropio. girl #2 is a gemini. you know, if bombs wants a go at this, or anyone else for that matter. thanks to chris for this thread. i needed to vent."
~ sounds like he's using you.

-"I badly need advice. My boyfriend (now ex) of 18 months made a myyearbook account after we broke up. We got back together, but I recently saw messages on the account of him asking girls for naked pictures, telling girls he wants to fuck them, and being really flirty...after we got back together. I dumped him a couple days ago and he claims his friend was sending the messages from his account, not him. I don't know if I should believe him. What should I do?"
~ if he said it was his friend he probably told his friend to back him up (whether it was the truth or not) so asking the friend won't do you much good. it's up to you what to do. it's okay to believe him, just pay attention for other signs and decide what to do from there.

-"the girl i consider to be my best friend puts a huge amount effort into relationships with people who don't even like her and doesn't really do anything for me."
~ this has been me with lots of people, I eventually gave up on most of them and was happier because of it

-"i always feel like a loser at parties because i sit by myself but i can't relate to these people. i'd rather stay home and read."
~ then why do you go?

-"do any of you consider anything to be amazing or important? besides yourselves?"
~ a have a few incredible people in my life, I feel ver lucky to have them

-"I was out in a club last night with my friends and I saw a guy I know and we kissed and then he went home. After he'd gone home I danced with and kissed one of his friends AND then the first guy turned back up at the club and offered us both and one of my friends a lift home so we all went back to mine and had a drink. I took the guy I was dancing with up to bed and guy1 followed us up as if he was hoping to get some action and it was so fucking awkward. He then left and I had the best sex ever with his friend.. And then I went shopping today and saw guy1 and he was being really fucking weird. Why does stuff like this always happen to me."
~ I don't even know what to say to this, there is a very simple answer to why he was being weird, you kissed him then slept with his friend. how would you feel if someone did it to you?

0 · July 11, 2011

#216
Ellis  Dee

Ellis D.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

7615 posts

"Does anyone else enjoy feeling sad, sometimes? I'm listening to Blackbird by the Beatles and it just makes me think of someone I miss very much and probably won't see ever again. Maybe "enjoy" isn't the right word, because I actually feel kind of shitty right now, but I guess it's somewhat cathartic."

sad or angry music makes me happy....while happy music often times fucking sucks


-"I think my boyfriend gave me an STD. But on the other hand, I also think I'm freaking out because of something he said. Now I have no idea if the "symptoms" are from too much sex, or something else. I'm too scared to go to the doctor because I don't want to know, because I don't want this to tear our relationship apart."

ever herped so much you durped? get yourself tested and don't be a fucking idiot....use protection whilst shagging/being shagged.



"I do mundane things to make up for my lack of talent. I try really hard, but there's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about anyone. I want to be good at so many things."

I hear that pipe-bombs are relatively easy to construct.


"Why do men prefer marrying virgins? It's just so unfair."

this is a fallacy.....I mean you wouldn't buy a car without going on a test drive? You can pretty much thank religion for reinforcing those highly unrealistic standards.....another reason why religion aught to be destroyed.


"youtube.com/watch?v=jbpFK7hfqgw&feature=related ROFL"

gross....sometimes I really hate the decade in which I was born


-"I'm so horny but there is nobody here!"

that must be shitty.....have you ever pondered having astral sex with extra-dimensional entities?


-"Yeah I'm a drug addict and a fucking alcholololololic but do I care????? NO I could fucking drink & dope any of you fuckers under the fucking table.......I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN...WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?"

WINNING

"support your local 81"

my local 81 are the ones supporting me....its nice to have connections to nefarious criminal organizations


"Ellis D your responces are depressing =("

well an0n, if you haven't been paying attention....the world is incredibly depressing....I would rather frown at something real compared to smiling at something fallacious and made up.


"the DSM is the modern day Hammer of the Witches"




"youtube.com/v/Duk9vtxF46M"

\m/

-"I would have killed myself a long time ago already if it wasn't for Led Zeppelin III."


....My, my, my, I'm so happy, I'm gonna join the band,
We are gonna dance and sing in celebration, We are in the promised land....


-"I hate it when people wear t shirts with American flags... nothing to be proud of!"

my friend went to D.C. and he brought me back a shirt that said 'If loving America is Wrong, I never want to be Right'

the whole US flag thing reminds me of this old Mr.Show sketch



-""and when I said open eyed kissing was an evolutionatry function in a world full of fugly fuckers I meant in a way that when your eyes are open its easier to be sure that you're not kissing some fugly fuck" Whats wrong with kissing a fugly fuck asshole?!"

have you ever seen the Graduate?.......Mrs. Robinson *shudders*


"I fantasize about other men. I'm also severely tempted to delete all his porn just for shiggles."

do it....for teh lulz....hard-drives crash ALL THE TIME!


-"Live in the Streets & Worship Blast Beats Die in the Peat & drum out D-Beat!"

\m/




-"I badly need advice. My boyfriend (now ex) of 18 months made a myyearbook account after we broke up. We got back together, but I recently saw messages on the account of him asking girls for naked pictures, telling girls he wants to fuck them, and being really flirty...after we got back together. I dumped him a couple days ago and he claims his friend was sending the messages from his account, not him. I don't know if I should believe him. What should I do?"

get revenge?



-"Ellis D is a menace...he needs to be killed."

you can't kill me....I'm a ficticious character...it would be like trying to execute Bart Simpson for stealing the statue of Jedidiah Springfield's head.


-"I did some Oxycontin earlier....and this shit fucking rocks."

hillbilly heroin

-"sensory overload is a bitch"

its lots of fun


"polyester is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!"

yes

-"is it wrong to love your enemies?"

perhaps if those enemies are not worth loving....or hating for that matter

-"do any of you consider anything to be amazing or important? besides yourselves?"

no....I am pretty much convinced that I am the greatest thing since sniffable heroin.
j/k



"Bombs is a bitch, but shes still cooler than all of us."

BOMBS is pretty much the only individual on lookbook who has as much mystical power as I do


"disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/50078/Collapse__part_1_/ disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/50113/Collapse__part_2_/ watch this if you care....about yourself or about teh future....what the fuck are you going to do?"

BRB, reorganizing my Bug-Out-Bag!


-"I was out in a club last night with my friends and I saw a guy I know and we kissed and then he went home. After he'd gone home I danced with and kissed one of his friends AND then the first guy turned back up at the club and offered us both and one of my friends a lift home so we all went back to mine and had a drink. I took the guy I was dancing with up to bed and guy1 followed us up as if he was hoping to get some action and it was so fucking awkward. He then left and I had the best sex ever with his friend.. And then I went shopping today and saw guy1 and he was being really fucking weird. Why does stuff like this always happen to me."


because you let/make it happen


"I think I'm addicted to my vibrator. I use it every single night and I never have sex with boys. I watch lesbian porn to get off to even though I'm straight."


confused, much?


-"Ellis D, don't you have a massive tolerance from smoking so much weed? i usually smoke once or twice a day, and ive seen such an increase in how much i need to smoke in order to trip out. how much weed would you smoke by yourself at a time in order to get high?"

Firstly...at the present time I smoke rather moderate amounts of green, at least compared to the quantities I've burnt in times past....in a day I might start out with a bowl or two a few hours after waking up & eating....I don't really like wake n' bakes unless I'm going back to sleep....throughout the day I often times end up blazing a few joints and often I go and visit with my friends who usually roll a few or pack some bowls or firing up some hot knives...the hot knives are a definite daily occurrence.....so I usually end up having a few blade tokes. I usually need to go and 'smoke myself up an appetite' before dinner and I might blaze a few more bowls in the evening and I often smoke a last one like a half hour before falling asleep. Quite often I fall asleep and wake up to a fully packed bowl as I sometimes forget to smoke the said bowl during the previous night. I probably smoke maybe an 1/8th of an O in a week, which is quite little compared to previous times....when I was living in Nelson, B.C. I would smoke that much in about half a day.....sometimes burning through an entire ounce over the coarse of a weekend.....one thing that actually has a huge impact on how much smoking is required is the actual strain & plant genetics....there are certain strains that create more of an awakened & mentally alive feeling, while there are other strains that are complete couch-lock creating, wheelchair weed....there are some strains of weed that I actually refrain from smoking due to their less than desirable effects(I really don't like White Rhino)

I remember when I was a n3wb and started smoking pot how the tiniest little toke could make me completely glass-eyed.

One of the ways in which I still get 'high' off of it, is I often times combine hash, honey or cherry oil with weed....one doesn't have to smoke as much THC when its concentrated in that manner.

Its 8:52 am and I have yet to smoke anything....as I woke up only an hour ago and haven't even had breakfast yet....I will probably brew myself some tea...in conjunction with the first bowl of the day....it should be nice =)

0 · July 11, 2011

#218
Diana Antonia

Diana A.

GOTHENBURG,
Sweden

1726 posts

-"I do mundane things to make up for my lack of talent. I try really hard, but there's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about anyone. I want to be good at so many things."
+ Same goes for me. Being average is not fun. I would almost prefer sucking bad at everything. To be the total fuck-up would at least make me unique and intresting in some way.


-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family...... And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."
+ I get what you're saying. I don't have as much trouble talking to people as you do. But my conversations rarely leads anywhere..

-"Yeah I'm a drug addict and a fucking alcholololololic but do I care????? NO I could fucking drink & dope any of you fuckers under the fucking table.......I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN...WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?"
+ This made me smile. I bet that you're FUCKING AWESOME!


-"I hate it when people wear t shirts with American flags... nothing to be proud of!"
+ I own one. But I feel like Iäm offending people when I wear it. Like I express my political view with a fucking T-shirt. Which I realy don't! Same way with those palestine-scarves a couple of years ago. I just wish people wouldn't read so much into it!

0 · July 12, 2011

#219
S .

S ..

Mexico

152 posts

-"Does anyone else enjoy feeling sad, sometimes? I'm listening to Blackbird by the Beatles and it just makes me think of someone I miss very much and probably won't see ever again. Maybe "enjoy" isn't the right word, because I actually feel kind of shitty right now, but I guess it's somewhat cathartic."
I really enjoy feeling sad. It's a feeling, I consider all feelings quite beautiful.

-"I do mundane things to make up for my lack of talent. I try really hard, but there's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about anyone. I want to be good at so many things."
1% talent 99% hard work and creativity

-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."
Well, if you're comfortable with yourself like that, then don't try to break any shell. You don't need to be social, many of the people you meet at parties won't be great people, at least not in my experience.

-"I wish I wasn't so depressed. Help!?"
I can help, message me!

-"some mo-fuckers just gotta get shot!"
nobody deserves to get shot!

-"I would have killed myself a long time ago already if it wasn't for Led Zeppelin III."
:)

-"Ellis D your responces are depressing =("
the world can fuck you up real easy

-""and when I said open eyed kissing was an evolutionatry function in a world full of fugly fuckers I meant in a way that when your eyes are open its easier to be sure that you're not kissing some fugly fuck" Whats wrong with kissing a fugly fuck asshole?!"
I don't see anything wrong either

-"I really want someone to entitled their look "Fuck you, hype me." Can someone please do this please? I would, but I'm never going to post a look on here."
I'd love to see a look named that!

-"i feel like i've wasted my youth preparing for the future."
I feel like my youth will be over too soon

-"the girl i consider to be my best friend puts a huge amount effort into relationships with people who don't even like her and doesn't really do anything for me."
Don't waste yourself on someone who won't appreciate it

-"sometimes i think you make yourself feel sad all the time because you think it's beautiful."

NOBODY NEEDS TO BE KILLED. This is very cruel and insensitive.

0 · July 13, 2011

#220
☽blair ☾

☽blair ☾.

SALEM,
United States

1932 posts

-"I'm naturally a shy person, especially around people I don't know or have only met a few times. I'm fine with people like my friends and family. I just hardly speak to people I don't know very well and it's really hard for me being in social situations where I don't know anyone at all, which happened to me a few nights ago. Everyone commented to someone I know (who was the only person I knew there) that I didn't talk much and I'm too quiet. It just makes me so upset, because my friend keeps telling me to "be more social" "talk more" "do this, do that" as if it's EASY for me to start conversations with people I don't know. And don't say alcohol will help, because I was drinking. I just can't be social, especially with a large group of people who I don't KNOW. I just wish my friend was more understanding, because it's just really hard for me right now, as he keeps trying to help me "break out of my shell". I don't have a shell. I'm just naturally introverted and it's not a bad thing at all."

I don't really have any advice for this because it's as if I wrote it. I just wanted you to know you aren't alone. Just be yourself and ignore what others say about it even if they are your friends.

well unless it turns into hardcore social anxiety and gets so bad you're afraid to leave the house... then it isn't so fine and you could consider help. My doctor wanted to put me on a bunch of medicine and see therapists for my social anxiety but I turned them all down to solve it myself.
Just do what you think is the best for you and what's comfortable.

0 · July 13, 2011

#222
S .

S ..

Mexico

152 posts

oops... hahaha, that response was for this secret: -"Ellis D is a menace...he needs to be killed."
I don't even know what happened there

0 · July 13, 2011

#223
Ellis  Dee

Ellis D.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

7615 posts

@S ..

Web Pirates fucked with teh text while it was still in code-form?

0 · July 13, 2011

#224
S .

S ..

Mexico

152 posts

@Ellis D.

most probably

0 · July 14, 2011

#225
Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

-"What does it mean when you have a few 'one night stands' with the same guy? What? Fuck buddies?"

-"I seriously think that I have cyclothymia or BPD. I'm really scared to go to the doctors because then ill be classed as a mental person and I don't want to say anything to my parents because they have they're own problems to worry about without the added fact that they're daughter is a freak. I just can't stick the highs and lows anymore.. Its like a vicious circle that never ends. Its affecting my relationships with everyone."

-"my gay friend has this friend who lives in Florida that he knows online who a recently started talking to. he's really cool and intensely attractive. i thought he was gay, but evidently he's bi and wants to come to California and have an open relationship with my gay friend and i. AWWW YEAHHHHHH"

-"okay, so my boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago because he said he was too busy and wanted to have more time with his friends. since then, he hasn't stopped acting like my boyfriend at all, even though were not together. we still sleep together, see each other frequently, and call each other babe and hold hands and kiss and all that shit. last night, i went to a party with a guy who i find very, very, very attractive. we had a great time, got kind of cuddly and touchy, and had a great conversation on the way home and opened up to each other. he was being very sweet and affectionate and wanted me to stay, but i said no. now i feel confused. i still really love and care about my ex, but his refusal to be my ACTUAL boyfriend frustrates me and makes me feel unwanted. things with the other person though are still very new, and i don't know much about him. i don't want to progress further though if i still have feelings for my ex, especially since we're still practically dating and it makes me feel like i'm cheating on him :("

-"I live in a society where it's a MUST to be a virgin before marriage. And I don't fit in at all because I'm way too open minded and want experience and fun, but I'm scared to make the move. What if I regret it later? Seriously, if a girl had pre marital sex she's a BITCH that no one accepts marrying, and honestly I feel like the guys around me don't deserve taking my virinity away just because they think that way, if that makes sense at all... What do you think? should I go and do what I feel or should I stick to the rules of society? It's easier said than done in both cases."

-"SOLID AS A ROCK!"

-"Flippin' Bryant Gumbel!!!"

-"I want to make love to Will Arnett and his voice."

-"I cannot stop listening to Nirvana...I used to think they were overrated but then I listened to all their albums and I am obsessed."

-"Jason Bateman is a hawtie."

-"youtube.com/watch?v=jL9eDT_d_Xw&feature=youtube_gdata_player"

-"lookbook.nu/user/225749-Johnny-M there's something wrong in his head?"

-"I don't have any real friends, I have friends that I hang out with about once a month but they're not proper friends. I feel really lonely and just wish I could meet some nice people to hang out with. I don't work or go to school so I don't have places to go that I can meet new people and its really frustrating. I just want a real friendship."

-"Tahti, please don't take this offensively, but you kinda look like this girl: youtube.com/watch?v=cJNXXuAxkfk"

-"'study something useful like biology so you can either find a cure for AIDS or invent an illness that wipes out 4/5ths of humanity.....you'd probably get a fucking Nobel prize if you did that. ' Maybe you should!"

-"Fucking wanted to try some valium but some cunt friend of mine had it all."

-"Loving the Kazakh flag Mara..."

-"wow Ellis... you seem to have exceptional knowledge on almost every topic out there. I wish I was like that! Were you also like this at the age of 18? I am asking because I am 18 right now and I feel like I should know way more about what's going on in the world than I currently do."

-"Someone got owned by shaina in the fuck america forum...mhhm"

-"Were the pyramids really built by aliens?"

-"am i the only one who hates summer? i want winter again so i can wear layers and chunky sweaters instead of looking like a sweaty bitch :P. my parents don't let me wear shorts/skirts because of my religion so i'm kinda lost on what to wear now..."

-"Has she ever heard of a brush ? lookbook.nu/look/2144367-mint-to-be"

-"I thought American Apparel was going bankrupt last year... why are they still open?!"

-"One of my roommates lost a MacBook charger (one of the new ones) and has been looking for it for a week. My second roommate is the only other person in the apartment who has a mac, but she has the old version of the charger. Except, the first roommate found his charger in her bag and just confronted her about it, after she'd continuously lied about not having it for the entire week. It's so awkward in here now you could cut the tension with a knife. I don't understand why she would take his charger in the first place but I'm living with her next year too and now that I know she steals things, I kind of want to move out. But I already signed the lease. Damn. And I've lost stuff since living there and now I'm wondering if she took it..."

-"I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries"

-"mmmmm best tumblr ever fuckyeahhommeboys.tumblr.com/"

-"lookbook.nu/look/2146529-SHINE-YOUR-LIGHT-SHINE-YOUR-LIGHT-ON-ME This chick needs to switch it up a bit."

-"I have very bad anxiety and I don't know what to do about it. I know it should be something I can manage, mind over matter, but I am so afraid. I don't leave the house I get scared just taking out the trash because I don't want to be seen. I'm so anxious that I've developed very bad insomnia because all night I'm afraid someone will break into my house or a natural disaster will happen and I'll be vulnerable if I fall asleep. This anxiety has kept me out of school, kept me from keeping friends, and gotten me fired from jobs...I don't know what to do. What can you do when it's your own head trying to imprison you........????"

-"I really can't wait to do Lysergic Acid again...its only been a few months but it feels like its been ages. I ♥ LSD so much I named myself after it."

-"I’m sick of people not only underestimating me for my love for fashion but also underestimating fashion itself. Fashion is a part of our everyday lives ever for those of you who don’t know it. Them skinny jeans you started wearing were the result of designer’s hard work, thorough study of the market and the renaissance of a culture. The cliche’s make everything vintage be it posters or cloths look so cool and we claim we wanna live back then but don’t we appreciate those parts of history when designers and creative directors -whom I believe are architects of our society- rediscover, reinterpret and remedy them ? I’m not saying fashion’s out to save the world neither am I saying that it’s of equal importance than politics or economics but I do genuinely believe that fashion too, shapes our society. Why are initiatives to help third world countries taken on by designers and the industry not as appreciated as those taken by political and soci!
al institutions? Are they less worthy? Less effective? I certainly believe not. If anything, these initiatives are of more aid because the industry, unlike other institutions, isn’t a corrupt body. Stella McCartney amongst many, launched her “Red Line” sponsoring The Comic Relief Campaign to fight against poverty and AIDS in Africa. In the past year they raised 2 GBP million in addition to having created an estimated 66 000 manufacturing jobs. Genuine, of great aid and support and corruption free. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that institutions don’t do the same but merely stating that the fashion industry’s role in our society’s in quite underestimated and undervalued. Another point I’d like to make about fashion is the joy it brings to many. What is life without the little things that make us happy? I find happiness not in the prospect of being rich or successful but rather when my favorite song comes on the radio, waking up in the sunlight, swimming in the sea and moreover in finding and putting together beautiful clothes. In Fashion, my body’s my canvas. We all strive to create something new, however small it may be and I think that we have the chance to do that everyday when we choose the clothes we’re going to wear. Call me Utopian for thinking so but I really do believe that whatever it is you choose to wear, reflects on who you are today and gives you a chance to paint your very own little canvas, however simple it may be."

-"I pretended to be asleep during a whole 7 hour flight so the annoying man siting next to me would stop attempting to make pointless conversation!!!"

-"why are Asians so cute?!"

-"I don't love him as much as I used to."

-""Yeah I'm a drug addict and a fucking alcholololololic but do I care????? NO I could fucking drink & dope any of you fuckers under the fucking table.......I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN...WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?" + This made me smile. I bet that you're FUCKING AWESOME! Of course I'm FUCKING AWESOME....I'm Lookbook's resident Sorcerer.....ph333@R m3!"

-"nyan.cat/"

-"If penises were airplanes, Ellis D's mouth would be an airport."

0 · July 14, 2011

#227
Kristy J

Kristy J.

ONE END OF TOWN TO THE OTHER,
Canada

1041 posts

"nyan.cat/"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

0 · July 14, 2011

#228
Joss K

Joss K.

SCOTLAND,
United Kingdom

1060 posts

-"nyan.cat/"

You gave my dog a fright.

0 · July 14, 2011

#229
Ellie Louise Dunn

Ellie Louise D.

KIDDERMINSTER, ENGLAND,
United Kingdom

115 posts

@Joss K.

HA !

0 · July 14, 2011

#230
Vicky Violet

Vicky V.

ANTWERP,
Belgium

934 posts

I could listen to nyan cat for HOURS.

0 · July 15, 2011

#232
Robin H

Robin H.

PLYMOUTH,
United Kingdom

3232 posts

"I cannot stop listening to Nirvana...I used to think they were overrated but then I listened to all their albums and I am obsessed."
- Sounds like me. For the longest time I was all "boo nirvana only did one good song they're overrated la la la", but I've really gotten into them recently!

"mmmmm best tumblr ever fuckyeahhommeboys.tumblr.com/"
- Mmmmmmmmmmm thankyou for showing me this

"If penises were airplanes, Ellis D's mouth would be an airport."
- Not going to lie, this made me choke on my tuna sandwich with laugher...

0 · July 14, 2011

#233
Aurora .

Aurora ..

ONTARIO,
Canada

3744 posts

-"I seriously think that I have cyclothymia or BPD. I'm really scared to go to the doctors because then ill be classed as a mental person and I don't want to say anything to my parents because they have they're own problems to worry about without the added fact that they're daughter is a freak. I just can't stick the highs and lows anymore.. Its like a vicious circle that never ends. Its affecting my relationships with everyone."
~ just go see a doctor, you don't have to tell your parents. and if you don't want to be thought of like that, you should probably stop saying that kind of thing about people with similar issues, if thats your view, don't complain about other people agreeing with it.

-"my gay friend has this friend who lives in Florida that he knows online who a recently started talking to. he's really cool and intensely attractive. i thought he was gay, but evidently he's bi and wants to come to California and have an open relationship with my gay friend and i. AWWW YEAHHHHHH"
~ SUCH A BAD IDEA FOR SO MANY REASONS

-"okay, so my boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago because he said he was too busy and wanted to have more time with his friends. since then, he hasn't stopped acting like my boyfriend at all, even though were not together. we still sleep together, see each other frequently, and call each other babe and hold hands and kiss and all that shit. last night, i went to a party with a guy who i find very, very, very attractive. we had a great time, got kind of cuddly and touchy, and had a great conversation on the way home and opened up to each other. he was being very sweet and affectionate and wanted me to stay, but i said no. now i feel confused. i still really love and care about my ex, but his refusal to be my ACTUAL boyfriend frustrates me and makes me feel unwanted. things with the other person though are still very new, and i don't know much about him. i don't want to progress further though if i still have feelings for my ex, especially since we're still practically dating and it makes me feel like i'm cheating on him :("
~ you two broke up, it sounds like he might be using you til something better comes along. you should move on already

-"I live in a society where it's a MUST to be a virgin before marriage. And I don't fit in at all because I'm way too open minded and want experience and fun, but I'm scared to make the move. What if I regret it later? Seriously, if a girl had pre marital sex she's a BITCH that no one accepts marrying, and honestly I feel like the guys around me don't deserve taking my virinity away just because they think that way, if that makes sense at all... What do you think? should I go and do what I feel or should I stick to the rules of society? It's easier said than done in both cases."
~ if you don't agree with the societies rules whats stopping you from not associtating yourself with it and being who you want to be?

-"One of my roommates lost a MacBook charger (one of the new ones) and has been looking for it for a week. My second roommate is the only other person in the apartment who has a mac, but she has the old version of the charger. Except, the first roommate found his charger in her bag and just confronted her about it, after she'd continuously lied about not having it for the entire week. It's so awkward in here now you could cut the tension with a knife. I don't understand why she would take his charger in the first place but I'm living with her next year too and now that I know she steals things, I kind of want to move out. But I already signed the lease. Damn. And I've lost stuff since living there and now I'm wondering if she took it..."
~ get a lock on your room and don't leave anything lying around...

-"I have very bad anxiety and I don't know what to do about it. I know it should be something I can manage, mind over matter, but I am so afraid. I don't leave the house I get scared just taking out the trash because I don't want to be seen. I'm so anxious that I've developed very bad insomnia because all night I'm afraid someone will break into my house or a natural disaster will happen and I'll be vulnerable if I fall asleep. This anxiety has kept me out of school, kept me from keeping friends, and gotten me fired from jobs...I don't know what to do. What can you do when it's your own head trying to imprison you........????"
~ go to a doctor !!!

0 · July 15, 2011

#234
Debi C

Debi C.

India

967 posts

"I live in a society where it's a MUST to be a virgin before marriage. And I don't fit in at all because I'm way too open minded and want experience and fun, but I'm scared to make the move. What if I regret it later? Seriously, if a girl had pre marital sex she's a BITCH that no one accepts marrying, and honestly I feel like the guys around me don't deserve taking my virinity away just because they think that way, if that makes sense at all... What do you think? should I go and do what I feel or should I stick to the rules of society? It's easier said than done in both cases."
~where are you from?don't do anything rash.specially if you live somewhere where men can get away with honor killings.and what about the guy who you are intending to sleep with?will he marry a non virgin?you don't want to lose your dignity just for the sake of experimenting to double faced git of a man.when you live in a society like this you really need to weigh in your options

0 · July 15, 2011

#235
Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

@Vicky V.



In case normal Nyan Cat gets old. :D

0 · July 15, 2011

#236
Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

@Robin H.

NYUK NYUK NYUK, you choked a at dick joke? O Robin, Y U DIG HOLES FOR SELF? :P

0 · July 15, 2011

#237
Robin H

Robin H.

PLYMOUTH,
United Kingdom

3232 posts

@Robin H.

hahahahahahah oh god. How did my perverted little mind miss that!? ... I'm a little bit ashamed of myself If i'm honest.

0 · July 15, 2011

#238
Dana Lee

Dana L.

NO WHERE,
Philippines

2347 posts

-"nyan.cat/"

Shit.

I hated this batch.

0 · July 16, 2011

#239
Mara C

Mara C.

LAS LOUIS AND ST. VEGAS,
United States

4925 posts

-"my gay friend has this friend who lives in Florida that he knows online who a recently started talking to. he's really cool and intensely attractive. i thought he was gay, but evidently he's bi and wants to come to California and have an open relationship with my gay friend and i. AWWW YEAHHHHHH"
Seething with jealousy. Just remember, condoms are everyone's best friends.

-"Were the pyramids really built by aliens?"
Why do we have the urge to attribute every impressive human accomplishment to AAALIUMZ?

-"am i the only one who hates summer? i want winter again so i can wear layers and chunky sweaters instead of looking like a sweaty bitch :P. my parents don't let me wear shorts/skirts because of my religion so i'm kinda lost on what to wear now..."
:(

-"I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries"
Lucky, the only thing my ovaries naturally pump out are androgens. >:(

0 · July 16, 2011

#240
Jen O. Cide

Jen O. C.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

3612 posts

-"What does it mean when you have a few 'one night stands' with the same guy? What? Fuck buddies?"
Probably. You should talk about it with him though.

-"okay, so my boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago because he said he was too busy and wanted to have more time with his friends. since then, he hasn't stopped acting like my boyfriend at all, even though were not together. we still sleep together, see each other frequently, and call each other babe and hold hands and kiss and all that shit. last night, i went to a party with a guy who i find very, very, very attractive. we had a great time, got kind of cuddly and touchy, and had a great conversation on the way home and opened up to each other. he was being very sweet and affectionate and wanted me to stay, but i said no. now i feel confused. i still really love and care about my ex, but his refusal to be my ACTUAL boyfriend frustrates me and makes me feel unwanted. things with the other person though are still very new, and i don't know much about him. i don't want to progress further though if i still have feelings for my ex, especially since we're still practically dating and it makes me feel like i'm cheating on him :("
DO NOT get stuck in this situation. It seems like your ex wants to be with you without any of the obligation or formality. If you like this other guy and want to see where things go with him, tell your ex that he has to back off because you want to pursue other things. If you want to be with your ex, tell him you won't stand for this halfway bullshit. Either he's your boyfriend or he isn't.

-"am i the only one who hates summer? i want winter again so i can wear layers and chunky sweaters instead of looking like a sweaty bitch :P. my parents don't let me wear shorts/skirts because of my religion so i'm kinda lost on what to wear now..."
Come to Vancouver; apparently summer doesn't exist here anymore. It's been raining all week and I have yet to see a temperature above 24C. SO. DEPRESSING.

0 · July 16, 2011

#241
Aly S

Aly S.

C-PORT,
United States

38 posts

-"What does it mean when you have a few 'one night stands' with the same guy? What? Fuck buddies?"
Well then it's not a one night stand.. you two are just having fun.

-"I seriously think that I have cyclothymia or BPD. I'm really scared to go to the doctors because then ill be classed as a mental person and I don't want to say anything to my parents because they have they're own problems to worry about without the added fact that they're daughter is a freak. I just can't stick the highs and lows anymore.. Its like a vicious circle that never ends. Its affecting my relationships with everyone."
Sometimes you need to be selfish and focus on yourself and get the help you need.


-"okay, so my boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago because he said he was too busy and wanted to have more time with his friends. since then, he hasn't stopped acting like my boyfriend at all, even though were not together. we still sleep together, see each other frequently, and call each other babe and hold hands and kiss and all that shit. last night, i went to a party with a guy who i find very, very, very attractive. we had a great time, got kind of cuddly and touchy, and had a great conversation on the way home and opened up to each other. he was being very sweet and affectionate and wanted me to stay, but i said no. now i feel confused. i still really love and care about my ex, but his refusal to be my ACTUAL boyfriend frustrates me and makes me feel unwanted. things with the other person though are still very new, and i don't know much about him. i don't want to progress further though if i still have feelings for my ex, especially since we're still practically dating and it makes me feel like i'm cheating on him :("
Cut him loose, I experienced something similar to that and missed out on some great times because I was so far up my ex's ass. It's not worth the time.

-"Jason Bateman is a hawtie."
Oh yes

-"lookbook.nu/user/225749-Johnny-M there's something wrong in his head?"
Live a little.

-"I don't have any real friends, I have friends that I hang out with about once a month but they're not proper friends. I feel really lonely and just wish I could meet some nice people to hang out with. I don't work or go to school so I don't have places to go that I can meet new people and its really frustrating. I just want a real friendship."
This may sound ignorant, but if you don't go to school or work, what do you do? It's summer right now so I don't have school and it's utterly depressing for me because I don't have structure and many things to devote my time to. Go to a concert or a bar or a club and talk to strangers. Get closer with the people you don't consider your friends, ask them to come over for a movie, go out to eat, anything. People don't come to you, you come to them. It's scary, but you can do it.

-"Fucking wanted to try some valium but some cunt friend of mine had it all."
Don't

-"am i the only one who hates summer? i want winter again so i can wear layers and chunky sweaters instead of looking like a sweaty bitch :P. my parents don't let me wear shorts/skirts because of my religion so i'm kinda lost on what to wear now..."
I feel like I bitch about whatever season I'm in, so I understand. That's a shame about the skirts and shorts. Try some maxidresses?

-"I thought American Apparel was going bankrupt last year... why are they still open?!"
Who cares

-"One of my roommates lost a MacBook charger (one of the new ones) and has been looking for it for a week. My second roommate is the only other person in the apartment who has a mac, but she has the old version of the charger. Except, the first roommate found his charger in her bag and just confronted her about it, after she'd continuously lied about not having it for the entire week. It's so awkward in here now you could cut the tension with a knife. I don't understand why she would take his charger in the first place but I'm living with her next year too and now that I know she steals things, I kind of want to move out. But I already signed the lease. Damn. And I've lost stuff since living there and now I'm wondering if she took it..."
Buy a small safe and keep it under your bed.

-"mmmmm best tumblr ever fuckyeahhommeboys.tumblr.com/"
cole mohr looks like a god damn monkey

-"lookbook.nu/look/2146529-SHINE-YOUR-LIGHT-SHINE-YOUR-LIGHT-ON-ME This chick needs to switch it up a bit."
are you jelly or something?

-"I have very bad anxiety and I don't know what to do about it. I know it should be something I can manage, mind over matter, but I am so afraid. I don't leave the house I get scared just taking out the trash because I don't want to be seen. I'm so anxious that I've developed very bad insomnia because all night I'm afraid someone will break into my house or a natural disaster will happen and I'll be vulnerable if I fall asleep. This anxiety has kept me out of school, kept me from keeping friends, and gotten me fired from jobs...I don't know what to do. What can you do when it's your own head trying to imprison you........????"
I have anxiety and severe clinical depression and it is an everyday battle. From my experience, as soon as you feel those anxious feelings you need to think and figure out what is causing them, each time, so you can recognize and change your behaviors. Talking to someone always helps too.

-"I really can't wait to do Lysergic Acid again...its only been a few months but it feels like its been ages. I ♥ LSD so much I named myself after it."
Opens doors, right? I feel you, but everything in moderation.

-"I’m sick of people not only underestimating me for my love for fashion but also underestimating fashion itself. Fashion is a part of our everyday lives ever for those of you who don’t know it. Them skinny jeans you started wearing were the result of designer’s hard work, thorough study of the market and the renaissance of a culture. The cliche’s make everything vintage be it posters or cloths look so cool and we claim we wanna live back then but don’t we appreciate those parts of history when designers and creative directors -whom I believe are architects of our society- rediscover, reinterpret and remedy them ? I’m not saying fashion’s out to save the world neither am I saying that it’s of equal importance than politics or economics but I do genuinely believe that fashion too, shapes our society. Why are initiatives to help third world countries taken on by designers and the industry not as appreciated as those taken by political and soci!
al institutions? Are they less worthy? Less effective? I certainly believe not. If anything, these initiatives are of more aid because the industry, unlike other institutions, isn’t a corrupt body. Stella McCartney amongst many, launched her “Red Line” sponsoring The Comic Relief Campaign to fight against poverty and AIDS in Africa. In the past year they raised 2 GBP million in addition to having created an estimated 66 000 manufacturing jobs. Genuine, of great aid and support and corruption free. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that institutions don’t do the same but merely stating that the fashion industry’s role in our society’s in quite underestimated and undervalued. Another point I’d like to make about fashion is the joy it brings to many. What is life without the little things that make us happy? I find happiness not in the prospect of being rich or successful but rather when my favorite song comes on the radio, waking up in the sunlight, swimming in the sea and moreover in finding and putting together beautiful clothes. In Fashion, my body’s my canvas. We all strive to create something new, however small it may be and I think that we have the chance to do that everyday when we choose the clothes we’re going to wear. Call me Utopian for thinking so but I really do believe that whatever it is you choose to wear, reflects on who you are today and gives you a chance to paint your very own little canvas, however simple it may be."
Most of what you wear reflects your socioeconomic status and not 'who you are'

-"why are Asians so cute?!"
SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS ME OH GOD YES THIS DAY HAS COME

-"I don't love him as much as I used to."
That's normal.

0 · July 17, 2011

#242
S .

S ..

Mexico

152 posts

-"I seriously think that I have cyclothymia or BPD. I'm really scared to go to the doctors because then ill be classed as a mental person and I don't want to say anything to my parents because they have they're own problems to worry about without the added fact that they're daughter is a freak. I just can't stick the highs and lows anymore.. Its like a vicious circle that never ends. Its affecting my relationships with everyone."
You won't be classified as a mental person nor a freak. I know you might not mean it as insulting to others, but it is. If you do have BPD then it is very important that you get some outside help, if you don't understand what you're doing and why you're doing it can end up as a personal hell for you and for your loved ones. Go to a psychologist you trust! Don't worry about what your parents will think of you, but I think they would never think you're a freak; I'm sure they'll do anything to support their daughter. You'll feel much more relaxed when you get some help and fuck what other people think.

-"okay, so my boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago because he said he was too busy and wanted to have more time with his friends. since then, he hasn't stopped acting like my boyfriend at all, even though were not together. we still sleep together, see each other frequently, and call each other babe and hold hands and kiss and all that shit. last night, i went to a party with a guy who i find very, very, very attractive. we had a great time, got kind of cuddly and touchy, and had a great conversation on the way home and opened up to each other. he was being very sweet and affectionate and wanted me to stay, but i said no. now i feel confused. i still really love and care about my ex, but his refusal to be my ACTUAL boyfriend frustrates me and makes me feel unwanted. things with the other person though are still very new, and i don't know much about him. i don't want to progress further though if i still have feelings for my ex, especially since we're still practically dating and it makes me feel like i'm cheating on him :("
'he said he was too busy and wanted time for his friends'... MOVE ON!

-"I live in a society where it's a MUST to be a virgin before marriage. And I don't fit in at all because I'm way too open minded and want experience and fun, but I'm scared to make the move. What if I regret it later? Seriously, if a girl had pre marital sex she's a BITCH that no one accepts marrying, and honestly I feel like the guys around me don't deserve taking my virinity away just because they think that way, if that makes sense at all... What do you think? should I go and do what I feel or should I stick to the rules of society? It's easier said than done in both cases."
What Debi said. It depends on what kind of society you live; if they can get away with honor killings or abuse don't do anything 'radical'. Wish you the best!

-"lookbook.nu/user/225749-Johnny-M there's something wrong in his head?"
why?

-"wow Ellis... you seem to have exceptional knowledge on almost every topic out there. I wish I was like that! Were you also like this at the age of 18? I am asking because I am 18 right now and I feel like I should know way more about what's going on in the world than I currently do."
Read lots of books, go out and watch people in every situation, get yourself in situations.

-"I have very bad anxiety and I don't know what to do about it. I know it should be something I can manage, mind over matter, but I am so afraid. I don't leave the house I get scared just taking out the trash because I don't want to be seen. I'm so anxious that I've developed very bad insomnia because all night I'm afraid someone will break into my house or a natural disaster will happen and I'll be vulnerable if I fall asleep. This anxiety has kept me out of school, kept me from keeping friends, and gotten me fired from jobs...I don't know what to do. What can you do when it's your own head trying to imprison you........????"
GET SOME HELP! I know what this feels like, really, I do. Message me please?

-"I’m sick of people not only underestimating me for my love for fashion but also underestimating fashion itself. Fashion is a part of our everyday lives ever for those of you who don’t know it. Them skinny jeans you started wearing were the result of designer’s hard work, thorough study of the market and the renaissance of a culture. The cliche’s make everything vintage be it posters or cloths look so cool and we claim we wanna live back then but don’t we appreciate those parts of history when designers and creative directors -whom I believe are architects of our society- rediscover, reinterpret and remedy them ? I’m not saying fashion’s out to save the world neither am I saying that it’s of equal importance than politics or economics but I do genuinely believe that fashion too, shapes our society. Why are initiatives to help third world countries taken on by designers and the industry not as appreciated as those taken by political and soci!
al institutions? Are they less worthy? Less effective? I certainly believe not. If anything, these initiatives are of more aid because the industry, unlike other institutions, isn’t a corrupt body. Stella McCartney amongst many, launched her “Red Line” sponsoring The Comic Relief Campaign to fight against poverty and AIDS in Africa. In the past year they raised 2 GBP million in addition to having created an estimated 66 000 manufacturing jobs. Genuine, of great aid and support and corruption free. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that institutions don’t do the same but merely stating that the fashion industry’s role in our society’s in quite underestimated and undervalued. Another point I’d like to make about fashion is the joy it brings to many. What is life without the little things that make us happy? I find happiness not in the prospect of being rich or successful but rather when my favorite song comes on the radio, waking up in the sunlight, swimming in the sea and moreover in finding and putting together beautiful clothes. In Fashion, my body’s my canvas. We all strive to create something new, however small it may be and I think that we have the chance to do that everyday when we choose the clothes we’re going to wear. Call me Utopian for thinking so but I really do believe that whatever it is you choose to wear, reflects on who you are today and gives you a chance to paint your very own little canvas, however simple it may be."
:) thank you

-"I pretended to be asleep during a whole 7 hour flight so the annoying man siting next to me would stop attempting to make pointless conversation!!!"
hahahahhaa i blame technology for depriving us from many annoying people, therefore developing intolerance to pointless conversation

0 · July 17, 2011

#243
Zahraisabelle L

Zahraisabelle L.

XANADU,
Sweden

4830 posts

@Jen O. C.

hhahahahaha wuv you

0 · July 17, 2011

#244
Chris Fox

Chris F.

FORT WORTH, TEXAS,
United States

6949 posts

-"Jealousy is pretty useless but I can't help but feel a little jealous, my friend's older sister is a concert organizer and all over Facebook she's having fun and making friends with people in bands, not bands that I like, but I'm envious that she gets the chance to do such things. She even started the concert company on her own and she's only 19."

-"I absolutely don't know what to do anymore. My boyfriend acts like a complete asshole, everything is so much more important than me. In 4 days he's going to a bike-trip with his friends for a week and he doesn't even try to see me before he's leaving! I am such a lovely person, I am pretty, do everything for him, I am caring and everyone says I am the perfect girlfriend. But WHY THE FUCK does he take me as granted? Maybe because I always have time for him if he wants to see me - but the problem is, I don't want to play games, I don't want to play "hard to get" because I really, really like him! I'm no player, if I do have feelings for someone, than I do everything for this person.. I cry every single day because of him and I just can't understand why he hurts me. He says he loves me but he's got so much stress (with work), that he can't afford so much time for me - would be no problem for me, but he always finds time for his friends, sports or other stuff!. But no single fuckin hour for fuckin me. He didn't even call me the last two days, I just got some rotten texts.. I really wish I could stop loving him, so it wouldn't hurt anymore. But as we all know, feelings aren't controllable.."

-"This girl reminds me of a blonde Bombs: lookbook.nu/jeangreige"

-"I just had violent diarrhea with little warning. I hope this never happens to me when I'm at my boyfriends house.."

-"Well, i had a friend of mine tht made me chosse betwen her and my friends( her friends to) so it was shocking to me!!! I just wanna call her evry single name on the planet because not she is all bitchy with other saying i was the one that didnt made the right decision!! I JUST WANNA SAY FU**** you you FUGLY B*** Sory but i do hate her"

-"I wanna be 15 again :("

-"what's your definition of a "slut". I was just randomly curious. Is it someone who has had too many sexual partners? Someone who takes money for sex? Just an attitude?"

-"why do some of my girl friends just not accept that i'm gay!? they keep trying to kiss me when we're drunk and ask 'are you sure you're not bi?'. i'm not and i'm sorry but nothing can happen! i wish i was straight though because they are so hot!"

-"Luna Lovegood turns me on immensely."

-"I am so nervous about going to university in September. I am too shy... no ones going to like me and I am not going to have any friends=(.It took me like 6 months to warm up to my new classmates at school last year and become good friends with them( whereas it usually takes other people a week or so). I know I am probably being a little paranoid, but I already feel like I am getting left out of all the group convos that my future university classmates are having on facebook."

-"Sometimes I feel really, pityful or dramatic or something. I want to curl up in a ball and embrace my misery because I kind of enjoy it.."

-"I'll never be happy unless I find someone who I actually want to be in a proper relationship with. I will stay lonely and unhappy until then. It would be good if I could be strong and be happy for myself but that won't happen. I need someone."

-"If you have sex for a 30 minutes and his dick falls out, does that count as having sex?"

-"dana l is such a ass kiss. she also says the same thing everyone else says but words it different."

-"i've been googling how much i could potentially get paid if i did a little porn. i need money bad."

-"I like being a free man, I like it when a cold wind rushes through my tent at night or when the water is tepid and warm when I plunge into it in the mornings. I know that soon this will end."

-"So easy now. Throw words like fascim , captialism,communism, post obsecure youtube videos to make your point, replace your c's with k's. Been around the forums for a while, you're automatically respected. It's a popularity aspect, like high school.People are fiend into thinking you're a genius. Point the finger at the citizens of the US since we're just pathetic sitting ducks to you. Screaming like a child thinking your making change, progress? Educating the masses, bringing awareness ye?Ha. All you are are your words, not your actions which count. throw your words around pseudo-intelluctual. Instead of preaching, try learning a thing or two about integrity. 'Make sure you country's hands are clean before you critize my country' U know damn well who u are."

-"I love God."

-"How do certain bloggers have all that expensive clothing? Do they make lots of money or are they simply allowed to borrow designer clothing for advertising purposes?"

-"I told him I liked the idea of abstinence. He was like "wtf" and I was like HAHAHAHAHHAHA YEA THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, THESE LEGS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!! except in truth I was like "yea it makes it better when you finally get to do the deed.""

-"I feel like you're talking to me, Chris. ARE YOU?! YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?? After all we've been through, the Persona and that game with Omar and Marina and whatever. The Heavy Rain? WHAT ABOUT THAT?!?! I got you a trophy. A TROPHY, CHRIS, A TROPHY. I think my hormones/dramatic-ness is getting to me again. Might as well run away now."

-"In January, I had a class with a guy and we both had little crushes on each other but it was all no big deal and I never saw him outside of school. I invited him to a party a couple weeks ago and we had a great time and had sex. It was great and he had a huge dick but the problem is, I've only heard from him twice since and I'm moving in a month."

-"Should you convince yourself that the future is better that way you'll have something to look forward to; but risk wasting the present OR should you convince yourself that the present is better, but risk being really sad when that certain phase of your life is over?
For instance: Let's say you're 18. Should you tell yourself that 21 is the best age that way you'll have something to look forward to but risk being really sad at 21 for not making the best of your younger years, OR should you tell yourself 18 is the best age that way you'll make the most of it but be really sad that it's over at 21? Sorry for this long long post!"

-"holy shit fuck, this girl i don't like has this tumblr of "poetry" and it is so sylvia plath wannabe bad. one of my, um, favorites: "heartbeats/ are a reminder/ that we are/ alive" still, i'd feel bad if i submitted her tumblr link. but HOLY SHIT she sucks."

-"helena h has a really interesting profile. her nose is a bit crooked but i like it has it been broken before?"





To the person about sluts: I've had this exact conversation several times in the past week. To me, the word signifies someone who is carelessly promiscuous; someone who doesn't take into account the consequences of their sexual actions. Sleeping around without condoms and expecting not to get pregnant or an STI, or banging people and assuming they're not hurting feelings, or even worse, conscious of the people they're hurting. It can be boys or girls, and in my experience, it's more frequently a guy who's a slut. I don't like the word. But I understand the precedence it holds.
To the person about uni: Stay strong! Don't assume it won't work. Go into things looking at the bright sides. It's a whole new start. When you get there, try to conquer your shyness. Smile, be happy, and do your best to talk to new people. I know it's hard, sometimes even impossible. But I promise you, the rewards in your efforts are seemingly infinite. :]
To the person about sex: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahah.
To the person about easy: This was so immature and silly, it was almost embarrassing. Nah, it is embarrassing.
To M: Hahahaha, you silly nerd, you. I wasn't referencing you. Though I saw a lot of things coming before they happened, to be true.
To the person about "the best time": Stop worrying about what is "the best." You can think about what the best was when you're old and grey, and have time to reminisce. :]

0 · July 17, 2011

#245
Jen O. Cide

Jen O. C.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

3612 posts

-"I absolutely don't know what to do anymore. My boyfriend acts like a complete asshole, everything is so much more important than me. In 4 days he's going to a bike-trip with his friends for a week and he doesn't even try to see me before he's leaving! I am such a lovely person, I am pretty, do everything for him, I am caring and everyone says I am the perfect girlfriend. But WHY THE FUCK does he take me as granted? Maybe because I always have time for him if he wants to see me - but the problem is, I don't want to play games, I don't want to play "hard to get" because I really, really like him! I'm no player, if I do have feelings for someone, than I do everything for this person.. I cry every single day because of him and I just can't understand why he hurts me. He says he loves me but he's got so much stress (with work), that he can't afford so much time for me - would be no problem for me, but he always finds time for his friends, sports or other stuff!. But no single fuckin hour for fuckin me. He didn't even call me the last two days, I just got some rotten texts.. I really wish I could stop loving him, so it wouldn't hurt anymore. But as we all know, feelings aren't controllable.."
Dude, end this relationship. You're obviously not happy and obviously not compatible — he is much more nonchalant about being together than you are, and it's making you resent him and feel jealous about other aspects of his life which is not good. Eventually, you will get over your feelings for him and move on. It'll be rough but you'll feel better in the end. In my opinion, no one is ever 'too busy' to be with someone — if you like someone enough, you MAKE time for them.

-"This girl reminds me of a blonde Bombs: lookbook.nu/jeangreige"
I don't think they look alike, but both of them are gorgeous and have fantastic fashion sense.

-"what's your definition of a "slut". I was just randomly curious. Is it someone who has had too many sexual partners? Someone who takes money for sex? Just an attitude?"
I talked about this in my sexual advice thread... let me find it.
In my opinion there is no such thing as a slut because women are allowed to be in control of their own sexuality (which is why I hate that the 'slutty vs sexy' thread exists). But I do think it is poor form to go sleeping around with numerous partners for any reasons other than your own desires — be it self-validation, guilt, spite, power, etc. This is what I believe fits the traditional idea of 'slut'. It has nothing to do with how old you are when you lose your virginity, who you do it with, what kind of sex you like, or how many people you fuck. It's the reasoning behind it that matters, and as long as you're doing it safely and because YOU WANT TO, it's not slutty.

-"If you have sex for a 30 minutes and his dick falls out, does that count as having sex?"
It's up to you, but doing it for 30 minutes is a pretty long time.

-"How do certain bloggers have all that expensive clothing? Do they make lots of money or are they simply allowed to borrow designer clothing for advertising purposes?"
Some bloggers do get paid to blog, and a lot of companies or designers will send items as gifts to bloggers for the publicity. But some of them may just have really good paying jobs.

-"Should you convince yourself that the future is better that way you'll have something to look forward to; but risk wasting the present OR should you convince yourself that the present is better, but risk being really sad when that certain phase of your life is over?
For instance: Let's say you're 18. Should you tell yourself that 21 is the best age that way you'll have something to look forward to but risk being really sad at 21 for not making the best of your younger years, OR should you tell yourself 18 is the best age that way you'll make the most of it but be really sad that it's over at 21? Sorry for this long long post!"
There is no 'best age' and there is no point in having regrets because it doesn't change the past. All you can do is do what you want, when you want in the future. So far, every year of my life has had great parts, boring parts, and awful parts. Why would you tell yourself that 21 is your best year? How depressing would life be after that? Just do what you want, when you want.

0 · July 17, 2011

#246
Mara C

Mara C.

LAS LOUIS AND ST. VEGAS,
United States

4925 posts

-"what's your definition of a "slut". I was just randomly curious. Is it someone who has had too many sexual partners? Someone who takes money for sex? Just an attitude?"
It's a tricky thing. I personally just can't take the word seriously because of how arbitrarily it's used and how inherently "female" the term is. A lot of people answered the question here:
forum.lookbook.nu/show/42426-SLUTS

-"why do some of my girl friends just not accept that i'm gay!? they keep trying to kiss me when we're drunk and ask 'are you sure you're not bi?'. i'm not and i'm sorry but nothing can happen! i wish i was straight though because they are so hot!"
It's because you're a fine-looking piece of flesh. :)

-"If you have sex for a 30 minutes and his dick falls out, does that count as having sex?"

0 · July 17, 2011

#248
Nichole D

Nichole D.

PEPPERLAND,
United States

569 posts

-"I just had violent diarrhea with little warning. I hope this never happens to me when I'm at my boyfriends house.."
Lol is it bad that this made me laugh a little? I'm sorry, I just think poop is hilarious hahah. Good luck though

-"what's your definition of a "slut". I was just randomly curious. Is it someone who has had too many sexual partners? Someone who takes money for sex? Just an attitude?"
I think it's more an attitude than anything. If a girl/guy has sex with 5 girls/guys and keeps it completely private, I see nothing wrong with that. It means they're actually doing it to have fun, not to show off or try to out sex anyone. Now if a girl/guy has sex with 5 girls/guys and brags about it to EVERYONE and goes around sticking their assets out or anything, then that's kinda slutty and they're probably doing it for attention, not just personal enjoyment.

-"Sometimes I feel really, pityful or dramatic or something. I want to curl up in a ball and embrace my misery because I kind of enjoy it.."
Ha, I've always thought misery is kinda beautiful...nothin wrong with that.

-"I'll never be happy unless I find someone who I actually want to be in a proper relationship with. I will stay lonely and unhappy until then. It would be good if I could be strong and be happy for myself but that won't happen. I need someone."
You don't need anyone at all, I promise. Most people really don't care about anyone but themselves anyways. It's hard to accept, but once you accept it, you don't care anymore when people screw you over. So be happy, do what you want, and focus on YOU. :)

-"I like being a free man, I like it when a cold wind rushes through my tent at night or when the water is tepid and warm when I plunge into it in the mornings. I know that soon this will end."
Nature is pretty fricken awesome isn't it? Aww I miss it :/

-"I love God."
Hey, me too! :D

-"I told him I liked the idea of abstinence. He was like "wtf" and I was like HAHAHAHAHHAHA YEA THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, THESE LEGS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!! except in truth I was like "yea it makes it better when you finally get to do the deed.""
Ha this happened to me today kinda. This guy comes over and wants to have sex, or rather he whipped his dick out randomly. and when I said no, he got all pouty and "aw come on baby, I'm not like that." What is everyone's problem!!! But good job holding your ground!

-"Should you convince yourself that the future is better that way you'll have something to look forward to; but risk wasting the present OR should you convince yourself that the present is better, but risk being really sad when that certain phase of your life is over?
For instance: Let's say you're 18. Should you tell yourself that 21 is the best age that way you'll have something to look forward to but risk being really sad at 21 for not making the best of your younger years, OR should you tell yourself 18 is the best age that way you'll make the most of it but be really sad that it's over at 21? Sorry for this long long post!"
Just enjoy every moment really. I'm trying to work on it and it's been smooth sailing so far.

0 · July 17, 2011

#249
Ellis  Dee

Ellis D.

VANCOUVER,
Canada

7615 posts

-"What does it mean when you have a few 'one night stands' with the same guy? What? Fuck buddies?"

Coital Chums?


-"I seriously think that I have cyclothymia or BPD. I'm really scared to go to the doctors because then ill be classed as a mental person and I don't want to say anything to my parents because they have they're own problems to worry about without the added fact that they're daughter is a freak. I just can't stick the highs and lows anymore.. Its like a vicious circle that never ends. Its affecting my relationships with everyone."

you don't want to have doctors classify you as a 'mental' person yet you are willing to classify yourself as one...talk about confusion.....the DSM is the modern day Malleus Maleficarum.


-"okay, so my boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago because he said he was too busy and wanted to have more time with his friends. since then, he hasn't stopped acting like my boyfriend at all, even though were not together. we still sleep together, see each other frequently, and call each other babe and hold hands and kiss and all that shit. last night, i went to a party with a guy who i find very, very, very attractive. we had a great time, got kind of cuddly and touchy, and had a great conversation on the way home and opened up to each other. he was being very sweet and affectionate and wanted me to stay, but i said no. now i feel confused. i still really love and care about my ex, but his refusal to be my ACTUAL boyfriend frustrates me and makes me feel unwanted. things with the other person though are still very new, and i don't know much about him. i don't want to progress further though if i still have feelings for my ex, especially since we're still practically dating and it makes me feel like i'm cheating on him :("


at least its nice to appreciate the person using you...when being used



-"I live in a society where it's a MUST to be a virgin before marriage. And I don't fit in at all because I'm way too open minded and want experience and fun, but I'm scared to make the move. What if I regret it later? Seriously, if a girl had pre marital sex she's a BITCH that no one accepts marrying, and honestly I feel like the guys around me don't deserve taking my virinity away just because they think that way, if that makes sense at all... What do you think? should I go and do what I feel or should I stick to the rules of society? It's easier said than done in both cases."

it sounds like your society fucking sucks.....or is at least controlled by moralistic prudes who think they can legislate everyones morality....if I were you I would move away.


-"I cannot stop listening to Nirvana...I used to think they were overrated but then I listened to all their albums and I am obsessed."



I remember being 15


-"Fucking wanted to try some valium but some cunt friend of mine had it all."

fucker


-"wow Ellis... you seem to have exceptional knowledge on almost every topic out there. I wish I was like that! Were you also like this at the age of 18? I am asking because I am 18 right now and I feel like I should know way more about what's going on in the world than I currently do."

read lots of books & take lots of drugs....conversing with people is one of the best ways to gain understanding of things that could be better understood.

Whats going on in the world right now is fucked up...but its also exciting.




-"Someone got owned by shaina in the fuck america forum...mhhm"

sometimes when arguing with stupid it is best to let stupid think they win.


-"Were the pyramids really built by aliens?"

no....they were built by Hebrew folks.....the Nazca Lines were built by Aliens.....Moldavite was probably more responsible for the pyramids construction than aliens were.


"I really can't wait to do Lysergic Acid again...its only been a few months but it feels like its been ages. I ♥ LSD so much I named myself after it."



I love acid


"am i the only one who hates summer? i want winter again so i can wear layers and chunky sweaters instead of looking like a sweaty bitch :P. my parents don't let me wear shorts/skirts because of my religion so i'm kinda lost on what to wear now..."

your parents must have a stupid fucking religion that they're forcing on you


-"I pretended to be asleep during a whole 7 hour flight so the annoying man siting next to me would stop attempting to make pointless conversation!!!"

you shoulda just told him to shut up


-""Yeah I'm a drug addict and a fucking alcholololololic but do I care????? NO I could fucking drink & dope any of you fuckers under the fucking table.......I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN...WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?" + This made me smile. I bet that you're FUCKING AWESOME! Of course I'm FUCKING AWESOME....I'm Lookbook's resident Sorcerer.....ph333@R m3!"

w1nn1ng

-"nyan.cat/"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-"If penises were airplanes, Ellis D's mouth would be an airport."

funny attempt at humour anon.....at least I don't take it up the ass like Edward H....this one time I actually deepthroated my Ex-Girlfriends vibrator in order to make her LOL....thats the closest thing to a penis thats been in my mouth...apart from maybe the female clitoris. Next time you should try to make your joke more graphic & demeaning in order to actually make it lol worthy instead of trying to get some cheap laughs with a poorly concieved & badly delivered joke....plus you're an anon which makes me wonder how many cawks you've gagged on? Over 9000?!?!?!?!


"Jealousy is pretty useless but I can't help but feel a little jealous, my friend's older sister is a concert organizer and all over Facebook she's having fun and making friends with people in bands, not bands that I like, but I'm envious that she gets the chance to do such things. She even started the concert company on her own and she's only 19."


Do something equally awesome instead of just sitting around in a sea of envy.


-"I absolutely don't know what to do anymore. My boyfriend acts like a complete asshole, everything is so much more important than me. In 4 days he's going to a bike-trip with his friends for a week and he doesn't even try to see me before he's leaving! I am such a lovely person, I am pretty, do everything for him, I am caring and everyone says I am the perfect girlfriend. But WHY THE FUCK does he take me as granted? Maybe because I always have time for him if he wants to see me - but the problem is, I don't want to play games, I don't want to play "hard to get" because I really, really like him! I'm no player, if I do have feelings for someone, than I do everything for this person.. I cry every single day because of him and I just can't understand why he hurts me. He says he loves me but he's got so much stress (with work), that he can't afford so much time for me - would be no problem for me, but he always finds time for his friends, sports or other stuff!. But no single fuckin hour for fuckin me. He didn't even call me the last two days, I just got some rotten texts.. I really wish I could stop loving him, so it wouldn't hurt anymore. But as we all know, feelings aren't controllable.."

the sad things people do in the name of love.....but it makes me wonder...why do women reward douchebags with love? Probably because of all of the social engineering and behaviour modification everyone is subject to while developing as human beings.....you should just break up with the prick and maybe try to teach him a lesson so he stops treating women so rottenly.

laddertheory.com/


"I just had violent diarrhea with little warning. I hope this never happens to me when I'm at my boyfriends house.."

Granny Apple Splatter....you make such a nasty mess....granny apple splatter....you ruined my brand new dress....Granny Apple Splatter I wish you'd go away....Granny Apple Splatter....thanks, cause you've destroyed my day.


-"what's your definition of a "slut". I was just randomly curious. Is it someone who has had too many sexual partners? Someone who takes money for sex? Just an attitude?"

I would say its someone who attempts to control others using their sexuality.


"I'll never be happy unless I find someone who I actually want to be in a proper relationship with. I will stay lonely and unhappy until then. It would be good if I could be strong and be happy for myself but that won't happen. I need someone."

summon a servitor

-"If you have sex for a 30 minutes and his dick falls out, does that count as having sex?"

no...you should demand a refund or return him to the place you acquired him at.


-"I like being a free man, I like it when a cold wind rushes through my tent at night or when the water is tepid and warm when I plunge into it in the mornings. I know that soon this will end."

you & me both...I felt this way all weekend....and sadly I am now back in the fucking city :\
-"So easy now. Throw words like fascim , captialism,communism, post obsecure youtube videos to make your point, replace your c's with k's. Been around the forums for a while, you're automatically respected. It's a popularity aspect, like high school.People are fiend into thinking you're a genius. Point the finger at the citizens of the US since we're just pathetic sitting ducks to you. Screaming like a child thinking your making change, progress? Educating the masses, bringing awareness ye?Ha. All you are are your words, not your actions which count. throw your words around pseudo-intelluctual. Instead of preaching, try learning a thing or two about integrity. 'Make sure you country's hands are clean before you critize my country' U know damn well who u are."


Way to mispell Fascism.....Idiot.....come off of Anon and talk about this...or shut the fuck up and go back to sucking trout dick.....I know who you are....Yanquie Merde.


"I love God."



So does George Bush....that doesn't make it right.


"Should you convince yourself that the future is better that way you'll have something to look forward to; but risk wasting the present OR should you convince yourself that the present is better, but risk being really sad when that certain phase of your life is over?
For instance: Let's say you're 18. Should you tell yourself that 21 is the best age that way you'll have something to look forward to but risk being really sad at 21 for not making the best of your younger years, OR should you tell yourself 18 is the best age that way you'll make the most of it but be really sad that it's over at 21? Sorry for this long long post!"

There is no future...only the present

0 · July 18, 2011

#250
Debi C

Debi C.

India

967 posts

@Ellis D.

why did you just take a dig at edward?

0 · July 18, 2011

  

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