I love quotes :)
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here's a page for quote lovers
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Ronel Jibril O.
21ST CENTURY,
Philippines
53 posts
Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh. :))))
May 20, 2011
Ronel Jibril O.
21ST CENTURY,
Philippines
53 posts
“Single” doesn't always mean LONELY… the same way that “Relationship” doesn't always mean HAPPY.
May 20, 2011
Ronel Jibril O.
21ST CENTURY,
Philippines
53 posts
Never take anything for granted. The only thing promised in life is death. Don't ever forget that. :p
May 20, 2011
Karolina L.
SWEDEN,
Sweden
563 posts
I absolutely love quotes as well!
Watch out for the quiet ones. Study them. Keep tabs. They'll betray us all someday.
-Jacob Pitts
Real men don't cry. It ruins their makeup
- Rob Paris
"Using a condom is like eating a Piggelin (ice cream) with the wrapping on".
- Don't really know who said that...oh wait it was me just now! lol jk
May 20, 2011
Ronel Jibril O.
21ST CENTURY,
Philippines
53 posts
love it! post more so funny haha!
“Single” doesn't always mean LONELY… the same way that “Relationship” doesn't always mean HAPPY.
May 20, 2011
Karolina L.
SWEDEN,
Sweden
563 posts
Here are a few by people that aren't famous or anything:
- I would like to buy this mirror please.
- Ok, but it won't work too well giving that it's a painting.
"How about you, me and one liter of rapeseed oli to night?" (just realised the pun in that but I'm translating this from swedish)
"Where the hell is that closet that all the gay people are sitting in?"
Guy 1-So what did you talk about?
Guy 2 - Oh anything. Her family, my family. You know girl they always wants to chat...
Guy 1- Yeah, girl never talk about anything important, like what we are going to do if aliens attack!
May 20, 2011
Sophie R.
LONDON,
United Kingdom
4359 posts
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
I realise none of these are quoted from literature, but just one great film. (Don't worry, I realise I have omitted the most famous quote from that film!)
May 20, 2011