"grace you keep picking on girls saying that they photo shop their photos, what if they really are just that skinny? Are you jealous because they are thinner than you?"
- ONE PERSON, and im pretty sure she actually was photoshopped!

"Grace.H is LookBook's very own Twiggy."
- uh, thanks?


all the bee/helena stuff is just borin, GTFO

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-"I'm so sick of seeing threads where skinny girls are trying to feel better about having small boobs and in doing so end up basically saying that having boobs bigger than a B cup are hideous and mean you're fat and are the only reason a boy would go for you. I have 34DD's but I wouldn't say they were big at all, they're just in proportion. But obviously they are just sacks of fat hanging off my chest that make boys thing I'm a slut. THANKS GUYS."

hi 36DD's here. mine are generally surprising to people because i'm chinese, and we're generally know for the flat chests..

-"All of the guys whom I attract are socially inept or mentally unstable."

yep. i get the paranoid ones or the awkward white boys. or egomaniacs

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-"I wish I has a bad-ass."

what is a bad-ass? how do i get one?

-"it really annoys the FUCK out of me when people complain about how poor they are, yet they waste the money they do have on unnecessary things i.e. expensive phones, ipods, and clothes (as in expensive clothes). my friend gets reduced lunch - 40 CENTS - yet, he wastes his money on the aforementioned stuff and complains about being broke. no shit sherlock, you can't spend more than what you can afford."

i have this friend who owns about 4 nikon dslr's, has her own photo studio, went to this expensive, elite school for girls in high school and packs focaccia for a snack who considers herself as 'poor.' i want to slap her. she offends me, because my family is genuinely poor. i dont think she ever experienced having their electricity cut for a week because they couldn't pay the bills.

-"No matter how much weight I lose it seems that stupid bitch Shelley still comes in front of me on the hot page, and her looks are complete shit. I wish my legs were as thin as hers so people would find me attractive."

why are you considering LB as a contest? is it her fault she has thinner legs than you? is it her fault people hype her looks? stop blaming other people for your body image issues.

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I have never thought of it that way... you make a fair point.

June 6, 2010

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Haha I've always thought that too, everyones like CURVY GIRLS ARE REAL GIRLS... what are we, aliens? I think there just trying to make themselves feel better about the fact that there not thin

June 6, 2010

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-"This really bugs me, why does everyone assume that vegetarians want a pizza with a ton of vegetables on it. You dont straight away think "oh, they eat meat they must want a pizza full of meat"."
I'm not exactly a vegetarian, but IMHO plain cheese pizza is boring as fuck. PUT SOME PEPPERS ON THAT SHIT.

-"I wish we were all Cats."
Actual cats, or creepy musical-version cats?



-"Helena is a fatass. Everyone call her Tubbs. Helena's looks are uninspiring. Guess they don't do nice clothes in XXL. Helena has derpderp eyes. weirdo. Helena needs to stop being so jealous. Helena has no tits. Helena is a lesbian. Helena has freaky eyes. derpderpderpderpderpderpderp I've been internet fighting since 2006! DERP DERP"
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THE POWER OF DERP, AMATEUR.

-"Bombs is a jealous, immature loser."
Isn't everyone on LB, to some degree? I hella am. I mean, it's like a prerequisite for joining this site, derp. (you seeee that's how to do it...)

-"No matter how much weight I lose it seems that stupid bitch Shelley still comes in front of me on the hot page, and her looks are complete shit. I wish my legs were as thin as hers so people would find me attractive."
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

-"LB I'm sorry for fraternising with the enemy, I took the American Apparel job."
I thought 75% of LB had raging boners for American Apparel...?

-"I'm so sick of seeing threads where skinny girls are trying to feel better about having small boobs and in doing so end up basically saying that having boobs bigger than a B cup are hideous and mean you're fat and are the only reason a boy would go for you. I have 34DD's but I wouldn't say they were big at all, they're just in proportion. But obviously they are just sacks of fat hanging off my chest that make boys thing I'm a slut. THANKS GUYS."
THIS x OVER 9000
Seriously I hate boobhate. Boobs are awesome. Any shape or size, they're boobtastic. What people don't seem to realize is that EVERYONE with tits is somehow made to feel unhappy with them, either they're too small or too big... it's infuriating. People assume, "oh blah blah you have big boobs, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!" but really we feel so fucking insecure about them because obviously female features have been made pornographic by our society... And though my boyfriend certainly loves my boobies, I'm fairly certain he enjoys our political pillow talk and showing me funny pictures of cats as well. HARUMPH >:(

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Well it's the same exact problem.

REAL WOMEN HAVE MASSIVE CUUUUURVES vs. BAWW CURVES ARE DISGUSTING

It leaves those of us who are in between confused as fuck and those on either end pointlessly hating on another body type because they've been made to feel shame about theirs.

I mean, I have big tits. No hips or butt. I'm not straight up-and-down or full of obvious "womanly" curves. My shape doesn't fit anywhere... so it all sounds so fucking ridiculous to me.

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I know. When the topic comes up, a lot of girls do say stuff like "She's too skinny and it's ugly" or "She looks like a boy", but that's not right because they're doing the exact same thing except it's the other way around.
& whenever any girl does this it just shows that they still have a lot of hatred. Hatred towards themselves.
But, I think that the message the media is trying to make is that curvy girls are real girls TOO. & I'm not talking about obesity because then that's really not good for your health but I'm talking about girls who are curvy and being curvy is healthy for their body type because some girls, no matter how healthy they eat or how much they exercise they're still going to be curvier because that's just their body type.

June 6, 2010

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Tahti, I couldn't agree more.

June 6, 2010

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bahaha been there done that

June 6, 2010

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-"I think Zahraisabelle is probably one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen. Even the pictures of her in the bloopers thread are bangin' hot and bloody gorgeous."
Sweetest thing ever, you're too cute. I'm not really gorgeous, but I'm glad someone thinks so! ♥

-"Ramalamala kadingadadingadog shoewapshoowadadooweedididididoo"
So I see Charlie finally found his way to the Secrets thread.

-"Of all the LB users, i'd love to know Grace, Chloe A, Daniel K and Zahra in real life. Oh and Zanna too :)"
Sweet! I'm game.

-"Bombs and her stupid minions, paper, megsy, zaraisabelle and helena are a bunch of idiotic immature freaks."
get it right, get it right get it tight

-"I wish we were all Cats."
Women = jellicle cats. Men = pollicle dogs.

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"Helena is a fatass. Everyone call her Tubbs. Helena's looks are uninspiring. Guess they don't do nice clothes in XXL. Helena has derpderp eyes. weirdo. Helena needs to stop being so jealous. Helena has no tits. Helena is a lesbian. Helena has freaky eyes. derpderpderpderpderpderpderp I've been internet fighting since 2006! DERP DERP"

Oh yeah, Helena is sooo fat :/ Please, get the fuck out you derpy twerp -_-

June 6, 2010

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Shush your mouth Missy! You're definitely gorgeous! (:

June 6, 2010

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-"As much as i like bombs, paper, etc etc etc, i think they are being harsh to Bee, sure, she's a bitch, but self-esteem whacking much? lay off now guys, internet bullying is uncalled for."

I don't think its uncalled for, especially when this whole damn website is just asking to be trout slapped(or hit with a giant atlantic tuna) I quite like the harsh, interconnectivity.

-"What is painful to them, but funny to watch? Israeli soldiers being beaten with metal rods by Turkish activists!"

Too bad 7 activists got shot & murdered by the Israelis in that particular incident.

-"She strikes again!
lookbook.nu/look/779911-white-art"

whoa

-"I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8, being jail sucks because you have to masturbate. But when a Jewish guy comes along my homies cheer, they will make mince meat out of his rear."

Prison turns Potheads into Junkies & Straight dudes into flaming queens.

-"Are lookbookers secretly (or not so secretly perhaps) all still 5 year olds who remain fascinated in balloons? It's like "Oh here I am in a dress but anyway look at all these balloons I have!" and then the comments are like "OMG so pretty""

Pretty Vacant!

-"Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll...Weed, Speed & Birth Control!"

smack, crack & methadone

-"My biggest turn-off? When a guy can't spell."

yeah I would measure peoples worth in my elitist society by their literacy skills

-"Ellis D. I would love for you to fuck my brains out"

Only if its explicitly for ritual magick purposes....and only if you have six hundred & sixty six orgasms in the course of sixty minutes.

-"Bombs and her stupid minions, paper, megsy, zaraisabelle and helena are a bunch of idiotic immature freaks."

as idiodtic as you are?

-"I still keep trying to keep in touch with a toxic and selfish friend, I think it's mostly out of habit and remembering how things used to be. But thinking rationally, I'm really glad that she is pretty much out of my life now. It's a bit difficult because we have a few mutual friends so we still pretend to get on when we do see her but our friendship got far too competitive and I think the fact that she was rejected from the university I got into was the last straw for her. I never thought I'd outgrow any of my friends, especially her, we were so close, but I think I'm starting to realise how it really is for the best. I've learnt that I just can't cope with very selfish people. I'm thankful for the real friends I still do have left from school and I've made some amazing friends at uni as well :)"

Send her a humourful card in the mail, complimenting her on her overwhelming slack...tell her Bob Dobbs wants her money & mind so when 1998 actually happens and the aliens come down to destroy us, your friend will be given an administrative position in the ET's provisional earth government.

"bombs' tattoos are skanky as fuck. bombs' tattoos are guh-ross."

You know some people find skanky ink jobs to be quite sexy.

-"i get angry at people who are cooler than me"

I get angry at people who are stupider than me

-"i thought about a different way to kill myself every day this month. i'm not afraid anymore. i'm just trying to narrow down my choices."

Its down the road, not across the street, okay?

-"All of the guys whom I attract are socially inept or mentally unstable."



-"I write songs and i really want people to hear them but it means everything to me so im so scared that i'll get laughed at."

just write & play them, people will probably listen to them

-"ellis d is a poser. get the fuck off lookbook."

Where have I heard this before, oh yeah my OCD ex girlfriend who used to use meth & crack, got angry when I broke up with her & then tried to fuck all my friends. Yeah I'm such a poser because NO BODY on the planet could have done as many drugs, as often as I have, right? *packs a bowl* Is it because I have taken web-tr0llery from .0 to 2.0? My skills as an internet troll have confused many, aroused some and angered you. Why not be more direct next time and stop hiding in the secret bullshit veil of anonyminity, how can we be certain that you're not talking about yourself really?

Have you ever heard the expression "its like the Pothead calling the Kettle Stoned"? I think it applies here.

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-"I wish we were all Cats."
Women = jellicle cats. Men = pollicle dogs.

I wanna be a Cat instead of a dog, more mobility that way.

June 6, 2010

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2 little brothers + sharing a bathroom for 16 years = massive collection of toothbrushes, none of which are distinguishable. D:

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-"i've spent months trying to get over my ex. last night they kissed me again. I FELT NOTHING! I'M FREE!"
YAAYYYY!! Best feeling!

-"Are lookbookers secretly (or not so secretly perhaps) all still 5 year olds who remain fascinated in balloons? It's like "Oh here I am in a dress but anyway look at all these balloons I have!" and then the comments are like "OMG so pretty""
Yeah, the whole balloon thing got old fast.

-"Anytime I comment on a thread, everyone stops replying. I feel like I should stop commenting."
LOL this happens to me too

-"No matter how much weight I lose it seems that stupid bitch Shelley still comes in front of me on the hot page, and her looks are complete shit. I wish my legs were as thin as hers so people would find me attractive."
Shelley comes in front of you because she's been doing this for over a year and has almost 9,000 fans.

June 6, 2010

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"All of the guys whom I attract are socially inept or mentally unstable."
~ ugh. my life. and apparently the decent ones find me too intimidating?

"LB I'm sorry for fraternising with the enemy, I took the American Apparel job."
~ it's still a job, better than having no job.

-"I'm so sick of seeing threads where skinny girls are trying to feel better about having small boobs and in doing so end up basically saying that having boobs bigger than a B cup are hideous and mean you're fat and are the only reason a boy would go for you. I have 34DD's but I wouldn't say they were big at all, they're just in proportion. But obviously they are just sacks of fat hanging off my chest that make boys thing I'm a slut. THANKS GUYS."
~ I have a size that seems really big but it looks proportionate, just have a tiny ribcage. It's so stupid when people think that being fat makes you curvy and being thin means you have no boobs, my weight has changed quite a bit and the whole time they've been the same proportion to the rest of my body. Your body type does not change with weight gain or loss! Small boobs have advantages and so do bigger ones, people need to stop trashing what they don't have.

it really annoys the FUCK out of me when people complain about how poor they are, yet they waste the money they do have on unnecessary things i.e. expensive phones, ipods, and clothes (as in expensive clothes). my friend gets reduced lunch - 40 CENTS - yet, he wastes his money on the aforementioned stuff and complains about being broke. no shit sherlock, you can't spend more than what you can afford."
~ ^ most of the people I know.

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Oh sssh, girl!

June 6, 2010

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No can do baby-boo!

June 6, 2010

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Also, since Bombs will be my loving wife I ultimately win. GREATTHNX

June 6, 2010

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thin =/= boobless and fat =/= boobs

it's all about body type. some thin girls have boobs bigger than some fat girls do.

June 6, 2010

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youtube.com/watch?v=pBU14YzCsdk

June 7, 2010

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Only on the weekends :)

June 7, 2010

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I assume you are refering to the cat comment, I just think being a cat would be more fun than being a dog. I would love to climb up trees just in an effort to give my human masters some sort of anxiety attack and call the fire department to try and get me down. Dogs can't climb trees, or fences, or cupboards or rafters, but cats can.

As for the sex change my old band mate John almost went the whole way....s/he still has a penis, but has gotten breasts from estrogen treatment, wears makeup & girl clothes and considers heirmself a girl, Jarali. The entire situation is hella bizarre and I don't know what to make of this 'gender hacking' fad.

There I said it, gender hacking and transvestitism are a fad. II don't follow fads, I merely observe them.

June 7, 2010

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Could I be your ladies' slave?

June 7, 2010

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Chris, how on earth do you find the time to feed our secrets cravings, and sort out the problems in our love lives? Talk about multitasking! (:

June 7, 2010

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Excuse me for being so amazing. I just can't seem to help how awesome I am. :P

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June 7, 2010

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It took FOREVER for me to get that truck back out of the tree.

June 7, 2010

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Well you could have used your hands, you didn't have to just rely on your awe-inspiring pecs!

June 7, 2010

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Is his shirt still tucked in even though it's not buttoned?

June 7, 2010

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Do you two not see my awe-inspiring pecs? I try to be all formal and tuck my shirt in, but I can't help it if the buttons can't contain my perfectly sculpted body.

June 7, 2010

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